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There was an old boy from the Clyde,
Whose Cohibas his wife couldn't abide,
She forced him to choose
Never thinking she'd lose
So he's now doing ten years inside.
Very nice Pilot, sums up a lot of what cigars are about. Graceful, and empowering - but importantly, an opportunity to just think and ponder for an hour or so (and what better way is there to weather a storm than to rationalise it over a storm).
A Dirty Rat banker called Sancho,
Smuggled Fauxhiba hid in his poncho,
Non Such! Cried old Punch,
You?re the worst of the Wunch!,
And spitted him with his Lancero.
Wunch. Collective term for Bankers.
If you want to, you can.
And, if you can, you must!
There was a young stripper named Bon Bon
Who teased everyone with a Don Juan
One day, Sam, the lodger
Whipped out his todger,and said
Here, get some smoke out of this one
There once was a young man called Lee He loved to go climbing the NUB tree He slipped with a bump Fell down like a lump Now only smokes the occasional CC!
There once was a man called El Catador He didn’t like NCs anymore He shook the NUB tree Dislodging old Lee And said "That 460 won’t satisfy me"!
Now eggy witnessed the aforementioned affray He said “we’ll settles this with a smoke off today” He looked in his humi Which was kinda roomy “On no I smoked em all yesterday”!
“Now gentlemen please some decorum” Shouted Simon as he entered the forum “We’ll settle this row With one of my reviews that’s just how” And posted one on the UKC forum.
Now Deno logged onto the forum He was not best pleased with what opened before him He said “oi you’re banned” “One week that’s my stand” And took charge of the UKC forum.
I know it was only meant to be one entry each but I'm having such fun with this. You can count me out of the competition and I'll just keep entertaining myself!
There once was a young man called Lee He loved to go climbing the NUB tree He slipped with a bump Fell down like a lump Now only smokes the occasional CC!
There once was a man called El Catador He didn?t like NCs anymore He shook the NUB tree Dislodging old Lee And said "That 460 won?t satisfy me"!
Now eggy witnessed the aforementioned affray He said ?we?ll settles this with a smoke off today? He looked in his humi Which was kinda roomy ?On no I smoked em all yesterday?!
?Now gentlemen please some decorum? Shouted Simon as he entered the forum ?We?ll settle this row With one of my reviews that?s just how? And posted one on the UKC forum.
Now Deno logged onto the forum He was not best pleased with what opened before him He said ?oi you?re banned? ?One week that?s my stand? And took charge of the UKC forum.
I know it was only meant to be one entry each but I'm having such fun with this. You can count me out of the competition and I'll just keep entertaining myself!
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