Tis grave news BOTLs

[cj121]

My wife broke some serious news this evening...she has gone completely off the perfume of my sticks

She says she has a thing about them at the moment: a negative thing

Looks like I'm going to have to get an electrical extension into the back garden/porch for a light and the portable TV











so she can watch The Kecks Factor and America's Next Top Module without being disturbed

[nicwing]

My wife broke some serious news this evening...she has gone completely off the perfume of my sticks

She says she has a thing about them at the moment: a negative thing

Looks like I'm going to have to get an electrical extension into the back garden/porch for a light and the portable TV

so she can watch The Kecks Factor and America's Next Top Module without being disturbed

You a bad boy!
I bet if you show her this post you'll get no "Bed time games" for a month!

[Stevieboy]

Oh man!! I feel your pain! Might be the pregnancy though Chris...things might improve when Romeo (or Julieta) arrives....

[Boss Hog]

Your lucky she has no weird cravings and tries to eat one.!!

[Mr Moore]

My wife broke some serious news this evening...she has gone completely off the perfume of my sticks

She says she has a thing about them at the moment: a negative thing

Looks like I'm going to have to get an electrical extension into the back garden/porch for a light and the portable TV













so she can watch The Kecks Factor and America's Next Top Module without being disturbed

BRILLIANT CJ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cj121]

Definately the pregnancy as even she admits it's affecting her over this. Hope I don't have to wait another thirty seven weeks and three days though

This train's approaching Hormone Central: jump off before the train starts moving again or you'll break you bleeding leg and fall under the tracks, get squashed and trod on, ya b'stard

Must admit, until today she has been great, no nausea or funny turns. Bit under the weather today though. Haven't we got it easy chaps: a little person growing inside your body is mucho strange eh!

[TJCoro]

He ain't heavy, he's our brother of the leaves.

My wife broke some serious news this evening...she has gone completely off the perfume of my sticks

She says she has a thing about them at the moment: a negative thing

Looks like I'm going to have to get an electrical extension into the back garden/porch for a light and the portable TV

so she can watch The Kecks Factor and America's Next Top Module without being disturbed

Tonight, my dear amigo CJ, we are all Midlanders!

My heart aches for you, amigo. I think I can speak for all the fine member of the forum, especially those who had the pleasure to meet you during the Walk - our thoughts and prayers are with you and your family during these dark hours, with one obvious exception.

Run, Forest, run!!! And we all run with you.

Names TJ, TJCoro, and tonight I am intending white energy to my friend, CJ.

I am also dedicating my record to our friend, CJ

[Mr Moore]

Looks like I'm going to have to get an electrical extension into the back garden/porch for a light and the portable TV











so she can watch The Kecks Factor and America's Next Top Module without being disturbed

I dont think anybody has got the joke CJ, or am I reading the post wrong myself ?

[cj121]

Kind thoughts senor, and the intended energy will be welcome

I shall be assuming another state of mind: one of accommodating empathy and understanding whilst the little one develops

With some subversion along the way as and when the opportunity arises

[Mr Moore]

well I thought it was clever, even If you didn't mean it !!

[cj121]

I dont think anybody has got the joke CJ, or am I reading the post wrong myself ?

It was only slipped in for effect Mick.


Actually, look where that got us

[Mr Moore]

Aaghhh, and here we are, back to scraping the barrel again lol.

[daverave999]

Some quality lines coming out here.

[Robusto]

This train's approaching Hormone Central

Oh the memories...
What a fucking nightmare!

[whisky77]

Predicament.

Unfortunate predicament to be in CJ.Have you thought about a smoking tent in the garden, like big Arnie has in California?

Seeing as the good weather is coming and all.