Missing cigar...

[smokin_e2011]

I have a tupperdore for cigar overflow, i know there is a custom roll missing from there, and i'm so pissed about this as someone rudely went into the bedroom and touched my cigars, its just a good job the humidors were all locked up. I smoked one of the custom rolls the other evening and had only 2 left as i posted on here a few nights ago. I think one of the Mrs kids or there friends, may have took it sometime yesterday as i was working all day and was out most of the evening...how do i deal with this??

[rokkitsci]

Shoot 'em. No court would convict you. A man's cigars are sacred.


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[crusse]

1. Get hold of the kids and tell them that you know one of them stole your prized cigar. Ask the guilty party to confess. If no-one confesses, question them individually. Kids are usually much less good at lying than they think they are so finding out who's responsible shouldn't be too hard.

2. When you find out who the guilty party is, scare the hell out of them. Tell them that the cigar is worth hundreds, that you're going to call the police and that their fingerprints will be on your tupperdor so that they will definitely be arrested.

3. When they're suitably terrified, suggest that you might not call the police if they return your cigar and give you some of their pocket money as compensation for your distress.

4. Put your custom roll back in your tupperdor and buy yourself a nice cigar with the pocket money.

5. Sit back, light up and relax!

[smokin_e2011]

1. Get hold of the kids and tell them that you know one of them stole your prized cigar. Ask the guilty party to confess. If no-one confesses, question them individually. Kids are usually much less good at lying than they think they are so finding out who's responsible shouldn't be too hard.

2. When you find out who the guilty party is, scare the hell out of them. Tell them that the cigar is worth hundreds, that you're going to call the police and that their fingerprints will be on your tupperdor so that they will definitely be arrested.

3. When they're suitably terrified, suggest that you might not call the police if they return your cigar and give you some of their pocket money as compensation for your distress.

4. Put your custom roll back in your tupperdor and buy yourself a nice cigar with the pocket money.

5. Sit back, light up and relax!

That sounds like a cracking plan, but there aged 14, 17 and 20.....

[crusse]

That sounds like a cracking plan, but there aged 14, 17 and 20.....

In that case, shooting might be the best policy! Either that or take something of value to them (mobile, laptop, Ipad, etc.) and refuse to return it until you get your cigar back.

[monkey66]

Sods law is the kids always nick the prized smoke.

[TJCoro]

Tick-a-lock!

I wonder if we/you would have done the same as a youngster who just came across a stash of fine puros begging to be liberated.

Anyway, working on the assumption that puros are too great a temptation, I always lock down my units whenever I am not around.

Of course, this requires humidors that locks.


That what I think, anyway.


Perro, el Perro

[Smallclub]

That sounds like a cracking plan, but there aged 14, 17 and 20.....

Oh… and … errr… is one of them a girl, by chance?

[TJ:01]

Hate to say it but there's no guarentee the cigar still exists. I'd try and find out the culprit then decide on plan of action - I.e your course of action for the 20yr old shud be different if it was the 14yr old...

[rokkitsci]

Just shoot 'em. You'll be doing society a favo(u)r and they probably won't even be missed.


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[onzlow]

Or on the upside embrace the idea that one of yer nippers enjoys a stogie? Maybe time to share the love( for stogies)

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[Puff Scotty]

Saudi's have a good cure for this type of thing..involves a very large 'cigar cutter' & a lot of trouble wiping yer arse!

[H4rty82]

Did you get to the bottom of this Smokin, did you have to make any sacrifices to the cigar god?

[Nightwingvyse]

What kind of advice could you possibly be expecting?

[smokin_e2011]

I feel stupid saying this, but i think i gave it to my friend. Only thing is i've given him so many, he's not sure if he smoked the one i'm talking about....