Onanism

[nicwing]

http://wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?o2=&o0=1&o7=&o5=&o1=1&o6=&o4=&o3=&s=masturbation

I have just about recovered from the fall after reading a thread "in another place" which talked about the temptation of knocking one out in Vision Express and as it's hot and I have lost much of my natural reserve, I thought it was about time I started a thread about where is the strangest place you have ever ...............

No prizes for the gentlemen but I will offer a Cuban for the best ladies story!!

[Robusto]

Will gladly join in after a few posts.
I'm shy, you know.

[Boss Hog]

When you say "best ladies story" do you mean where the lady in question provided assistence to ones self regarding the said matter or the detailed description of a ladys solo adventures.
Just a small detail but it may require a few more members of the opposite sex on the forum to benefit fully.

[nicwing]

Both, naturally.

On another note I can't believe this thread hasn't taken off, 15 reads and only 2 posts, I mean come on boys and girls!

and before CJ comments (come on) fnarr fnarr!!

[Stogiedog]

Ok Nicwing, lets get started with your best moment then lead by example, you ain't that shy.

I have stories that would make your grey hair curl my friend, but I will not reveal any information until you post? they will not be storys involving woman as I am a happily married prisoner (oops) man.

Please do not insult us by making up a wet dream story, truth only please!

[Robusto]

Spill, Nic!

[cj121]

Lets get some clarity here N. Are we talking an unusual location for an act of autoeroticism (w&n4!ing) or luuurve-making

[Boss Hog]

Does activity with non-humaniod lifeforms count?

[Drewmidorn]

1) When I was 17 at school I managed to do the deed in the Library with my girlfriend of the time.

2) As a grown up however....on a deserted stage with a young lady in Frankfurt

3) In the disabled toilet in Maidstone Hospital after having part of my kidney removed with same lady from Frankfurt.

4) Kensington roof gardens..... yes with the lady from Frankfurt

Surely that's got the ball rolling

[cj121]

Does activity with non-humaniod lifeforms count?

Always mate, especially in law

[Robusto]

3) In the disabled toilet in Maidstone Hospital after having part of my kidney removed with same lady from Frankfurt.

Can't be topped!

[Pantomimehorse]

Had a summer job in Dixons, and managed to give the cashier a right seeing to in the warehouse toilets nearly everyday for a few weeks until she decided the relationship wasn't going anywhere, which at the time I disagreed as I felt we could progress to the actual warehouse at some stage

[Robusto]

lol!

[Boss Hog]

The M25 (between junctions 29 and 21 anti-clockwise)once with the wife, once with someone else (pre married life)
The M11, with the someone else again.
The Odeon Dagenham, during the screening of 'The Rock' with Nicholas Cage.

[TJCoro]

It's not where you are, but who you're with!

Afraid mine isn't the place as much as the person. It was in the bedroom of a married lady on a recent trip to the UK while her husband was out playing with his blasted band ! Fantastic night of pure animal lust, simply sublime!!!