National Limerick Day

[oskihen]

As stated above , however I was completely unaware such a day existed be good to see botls contributions , and if anyone has the time self composed will be great , I'll work on mine and hopefully post at end of the day .
There once was a whore from kilkenny
Who charged two fucks for a penny
For half of that sum
You could bugger her bum
An economy practised by many ....


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[Emaresee]

not my own work....

There was an old man from Harrow,
who tried to have sex with a sparrow,
the sparrow said “No,
you can’t have a go,
as the hole in my arse is too narrow.

[cj121]

Good thread Oski

Had a quick go...

There's an infamous nutter called Trump
Who's never been met yet by Gump
His political script
Is so full of shit
He needs emptying out with a pump

[oskihen]

Here we are dedicated to out botl wigan
There once was a brother from Aberdeen
Who's cigar intake was keen
He got hold of his cutter
Cut his finger , stupid fucker !
But then covered it in cayeeene

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[Scooby]

As stated above , however I was completely unaware such a day existed be good to see botls contributions , and if anyone has the time self composed will be great , I'll work on mine and hopefully post at end of the day .
There once was a whore from kilkenny
Who charged two fucks for a penny
For half of that sum
You could bugger her bum
An economy practised by many ....


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Very reasonable. Do you have her contact details ?

[Streetfighter]

Just remembered this form a bus stop many years ago,
Very apt for the old brick bus stops...

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And write my poems on these walls...

[sheppsea]

There was a young man named Sham
And he was an Arsenal fan
But he now sees the light
And knows that they're shite
And he's started supporting West Ham

sorry to drag football and another thread into it, just couldn't resist after finding out @SHAMZ87 was an Arsenal fan

[SHAMZ84]

Lol I do have a soft spot for the hammers.

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[NICig]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he cleaned up his chin
If my ear was a muff I would fuck it

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[RDBM]

There was a young lady from Leith
Who used to circumcise men with her teeth
It wasn't for treasure nor sexual pleasure
But to get at the cheese underneath.

[Budgie Smuggler]

There once was a man named Sprocket
Who went to space in a rocket
The rocket went bang
His balls went clang
And his dick ended up in his pocket


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