are most smokers hairy gits

[cj121]

Up the hairies!

Oooh Matron

[nicwing]

Up the hairies!

[larrysputnik]

I prefer to be called "furry" by the ladies.

[cbob]

The poll only goes up to "Goatee"??

What about those of us with a FULL beard?
Those goatee wearers are OK, but mine "goes up to 11".

CB
Looking for a Real Man Poll

[Robusto]

While watching SAW 5 there was a guy that reminded me of you, I still cant decide whether or not that that came up in my mind while watching a gorey flick, or indeed at all, is strange or not. too much ukcf?

I stopped after the first SAW.

Wanted to add that after every cigar whenever possible, I do over the moustache and goatee with a liquid soap freshen up in an attempt not to carry the whiff remnant to the innocent. I tend to deal with the mouth offence by further cups of tea or JD. (I am learning). The fingers and hands get duffed up, too.

Had yellow moustaches on my mind because there was a terrible one on a fag-smoker's handlebar one in Brussels which would otherwise have been a black and white wartime movie triumph. Instead it just said I Smoke Loads Of Fags.

[skyhigh]

I've got nothing. I quite fancy growing a goatee,
When I tried before the wife said it tickled and she ended up kneeing me in the side of the head

hmmmm, knee to the head when it tickles , i'm not even going to hazard a guess to when it tickles or to what vicinity ones head would be when it does tickle

[jimmy_g32]

Could I possibly go down as a git, but not a hairy one?

[Boss Hog]

I've got nothing. I quite fancy growing a goatee,
When I tried before the wife said it tickled and she ended up kneeing me in the side of the head

[misterbulgarin]

Moustache and goatee to look like a moody Berlin intellectual, and to conceal some of the double chins via the goatee.

My kids get me to shave the facial pubery off every four years or so but then I look even more of a Passport cheat.

Particularly dodgy without a moustache.

Part-hair is cool.

PS Ultra-careful that my facial hair does not become an advertising hoarding to nicotine.

My fingers and nails also, loves.

While watching SAW 5 there was a guy that reminded me of you, I still cant decide whether or not that that came up in my mind while watching a gorey flick, or indeed at all, is strange or not. too much ukcf?

[celsis]

I'm a bloody throwback! Even at 55, I have a goatee and a full head of hair. I also have a hairy chest, back and various other areas! If a hair follicle can survive, I have hair!

[Robusto]

Moustache and goatee to look like a moody Berlin intellectual, and to conceal some of the double chins via the goatee.

My kids get me to shave the facial pubery off every four years or so but then I look even more of a Passport cheat.

Particularly dodgy without a moustache.

Part-hair is cool.

PS Ultra-careful that my facial hair does not become an advertising hoarding to nicotine.

My fingers and nails also, loves.

[Simon-JG-hr]

Usually try and keep it quite close. However, I'll probably be trying for the fisherman look if it's a cold winter.

[daverave999]

Ooops! sorry Al, laugh out loud...

So what's Al short for...

Not sure where I fit in here

Mental hospital.

I have had beards in the past for years at a time. They have all been goatees. Currently clean shaven. I am quite hairy all over as some may have seen in a recent 'What are you smoking' thread.

[HabanoSy]

Latex! who's got latex

Latex masks used during the robbery, as if YOU didn't know...

, HabanoSy

[skyhigh]

if you've had latex on and have managed to fence said goods already ,when will we be getting our cut for keeping stum