Duck & Cover, TJ

[rokkitsci]

Hey, Se?or TJ:

Check out your hot tamale weather forecast; you've got a Category 4 hurricane headed your way! Right now it looks like Jimena will split the difference between La Paz and Acapulco, but you never know; a slight swing to the north and you are in for some weather, amigo.

I suggest protecting your stogies against damage by sheathing them individually in condoms.

[cohibaIV]

Send your Humi by DHL to me TJ... I will care for your stock...

[cj121]

Hey, Se?or TJ:

Check out your hot tamale weather forecast; you've got a Category 4 hurricane headed your way! Right now it looks like Jimena will split the difference between La Paz and Acapulco, but you never know; a slight swing to the north and you are in for some weather, amigo.

I suggest protecting your stogies against damage by sheathing them individually in condoms.

Good tip there rokkitman, but where will he stick 'em

[Stevieboy]

Nooooooooooo....me, me me.....I've got a walk-in humi you can store the sticks in

Send your Humi by DHL to me TJ... I will care for your stock...

[TJCoro]

Well Blow the TJ Down, Boyz.

Hey, Se?or TJ:

Check out your hot tamale weather forecast; you've got a Category 4 hurricane headed your way! Right now it looks like Jimena will split the difference between La Paz and Acapulco, but you never know; a slight swing to the north and you are in for some weather, amigo.

I suggest protecting your stogies against damage by sheathing them individually in condoms.

YIKES!!! What'll I do, senor sciencespellingbee, what'll I do???


Wish me and me puros luck, amigos . See you on the other side.

Names TJ, TJCoro, and I'm fucked!!

[cohibaIV]

Just send me the bloody Puros for safe keeping...

[HabanoSy]

Hey, Se?or TJ:

Check out your hot tamale weather forecast; you've got a Category 4 hurricane headed your way!

!!! Shite TJ !!!

Baton down the hatches mate , and we'll see you on the other side (hopefully...!?!)

Cheers, HabanoSy

[TJCoro]

There's a Strong Wind a Blowin' Mateys!

Thanks for all the support, mates!

Fuck you, CIV

I'll keep posting from my bunker and keep you updated.

Pray for me, men!

Did I say.... CIV?

Names TJ, TJCoro, and I hope senorOppps!...I mean CIV's sampler pack survives the storm!

[rokkitsci]

Professional Opinion

Welp, my endangered amigo, having survived innumerable of Mother Nature's best shots, given the choice between riding the storm out and getting out of Dodge, I would heartily recommend the latter. Even without catastrophic damage, there is a high probability you will be spending far too much time without electricity, water, and essential victuals. Not fun. I think a trip to Vegas might be in order.

migh too sense...

YIKES!!! What'll I do, senor sciencespellingbee, what'll I do???

[TJCoro]

Riders of the Storm!

Good Advice, senor Rocketman.

Ahhhhh! There's nothing quite like like San Diego, mates.

I took in a ball game last night and watched the Nationals loose to the Padres, followed by a walk through the Gas lamp district, where they welcome cigar smokin' with open arms. Lot's of outdoor bars and bistros where one can eat, drink, and enjoy a fine puro!

Gee Wiz...If I didn't already live in the magical state of mind, mexico, I just might live here...except for that Cuban embargo thingy.

Names TJ,TJCoro, and I'm riding out the storm on beautiful San Diego, California.

[nicwing]

Hey if you didn't get the message yet, let me spell it out.

Much as we love you and the ever growing family Coro (don't they have family planning down your way?) we are really only concerned about your stash.

So ring your man servant and get him to parcel up your humidor Toot sweet (that's yiddish for quick by the way) and send it to the UK for safe keeping.

Send it for my attention c/o the Doggets Coat and Badge, Southwark, London to arrive not later than the 18th September.

I can assure you that me and the boys and girls will take good care of it and will send it back when your rain storm is over.

And don't worry, we will take care of the return postage, shouldn't be too much on the way back!

Loch Heim (That's yiddish for get your finger out and is also a well known scottish beauty spot where it never rains, ever)

[rokkitsci]

Run for your life!

Good plan, amigo. Looks like Jimena is definitely coming your way:

Names TJ,TJCoro, and I'm riding out the storm on beautiful San Diego, California.

[nicwing]

Now I am confused, I thought TJ was in New Mexico?

[TJCoro]

The Confussed State of Nic!

Now I am confused, I thought TJ was in New Mexico?

OMG!!!!

Where ya' been this past year, senor nicky?

Everybody knows State of Mind is in MEXICO!!! ( refer to the map)

New Mexico is a state in the good ol' USA

TJ

[nicwing]

He he he he he!!!

That one always get's a bite, I guess it's a bit like someone suggesting that I lived in Wales!