And now......a word from a Newbie !

[TJCoro]

War is Over....NOT!

What can I say (hangs head in shame ), I was seduced by the power of the 'dark side'.
All those bright, colourful, doo-dahs with their clever animations .. just .. turned my head.

I apologise unreservedly for the giddy abandon in which I posted up these visual abominations, it got waaaay outta hand.
Fun though.

I'm relieved the war is now over (who won?), although I have to say, despite being a knewbee myself, I still think TJ's 'Marshal plan and knewbee regulations' make more sense then he was given credit for.

So, until the revolution of the 'smilies', when we will once again rise up against our oppressors
('smilie' haters, knewbees and the dyslexic).

Viva la Clan Coro!

'It was a pleasure fighting alongside you senor Cap-e-tan'.
Salutes, click heels together and sets off into the sunset.

Never give up the fight! Smiley abuse lives on!

Although don and the Coros (represented by the lovable stupid looking dawg smiley) have withdrawn for now, the passion prevails, the spirit lives on, and the over-the-top smiley use must continue!

Fight on El Canto! Fight on knewbee TripleXXXrated!. The dream is alive as long as the smiley spirit exists in each of us!


Names JB, JBCoro, and I vow to continue the fight until the knewbee haters pry the smileys from my dead, cold fingers!

[tippexx]

Whip Round. Whip Round.


Warm woolie glove parcels to be sent to Mexico immediatly!

And, paw sized ones too if possible.



Charity for Cold Fingered Mexicans

[El Catador]

Fight on El Canto! Fight on knewbee TripleXXXrated!.

Se, se Cap-e-tan

I will lead the restisance to victory ....

...and we shall dance on the graves of our enemies ..
(I love that one).

Warm woolie glove parcels to be sent to Mexico immediatly!

Or, failing that, try to keep warm and active. This might help..

[TJCoro]

Hombres, Post Your Smileys!

Fight on, brave lads....fight on!


Be aware, however, that the force is strong in the smiley haters!


Soon, don TJ and the Coros will return to join the battle.


BTW, great new smileys there senor Cantor....I can't keep up with you mate!

Names Perro, El Perro, and the winds of war are blowin' through the forum!

My blu-balls are still available if you need 'em, El Perro!

[tippexx]

BAN ALL ILLEGAL IMPORTATION OF SMILEYS!

The Newbee Confederation would like to draw attention to the plight of innocent Smileys throughout the known Forum. The genus Smiley Smilus Smilus is a catagory 'A' endangered species ? they are generally highly affectionate herd creatures of very low intelligence ? and are indigenous only to the nether regions of cyberspace.

The Confederation is aware of recent, reckless postings which point conclusively to an upsurge in the illegal and inhumane trafficing of Smileys.
Snatched at night from their natural habitat by degenerate gangs. The gentle Smileys are then smuggled to unknown destinations ? thought to be in Mexico ? where they are duped and coerced into performing un-natural computer acts by specially trained, highly sexed Blue-ball Terriers.

The smugglers are though to be part of the infamous Corro Cartel. Not much is known about the gang, as all members are all sworn to a Code of Omerta under pain of having all their best puro's bonfired. Leader of the nefarious clan is the shadowy, almost legendary reprobate and Smiley pervert know only as TJ. Some say he buys his underpants from Marks & Spencer, others that he has a portrait of Kylie Minogue tattooed under his right buttock. All we really know, is that he is highly smiley-contagious and should not be approached or offered puro's under any circumstance. Second in command, and every bit as ridiculous, is the once Confederation freedom fighter now turned renegade known as El Catador. Thought to be English, this dandified traitor has taken to wearing a mum-embroidered, patchwork poncho and eyepatch in the mistaken belief that it makes him look like Clint Eastwood.

The dreadful trade and abuse of innocent Smileys must be halted. Tippexx Save a Smiley from Servitude is a charitable foundation dedicated to the well-being of Smileys everywhere. Every puro donation will be gratefully received. Come Brothers, give generously, empty your humi's ? Remember, every Siglo given to Tippexx, might save a Smiley somewhere!

SMILEYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO!

[rokkitsci]

Sniffle

Brung a tear to me eye, ye did, tippy, old topknot.

In support of your wonderful cause, I am generously donating an entire PALLET of the finest of finest, none other than the legendary El Fuma del Suomi Ballaboosta Elegante Culebra with the fermented Turkmenistani llama intestine wrapper

The dreadful trade and abuse of innocent Smileys must be halted. Tippexx Save a Smiley from Servitude is a charitable foundation dedicated to the well-being of Smileys everywhere. Every puro donation will be gratefully received. Come Brothers, give generously, empty your humi's — Remember, every Siglo given to Tippexx, might save a Smiley somewhere!

SMILEYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO!

[El Catador]

Too GOOD!! Too, Too, GOOD!!!

BAN ALL ILLEGAL IMPORTATION OF SMILEYS!

The Newbee Confederation would like to draw attention to the plight of innocent Smileys throughout the known Forum. The genus Smiley Smilus Smilus is a catagory 'A' endangered species — they are generally highly affectionate herd creatures of very low intelligence — and are indigenous only to the nether regions of cyberspace.

The Confederation is aware of recent, reckless postings which point conclusively to an upsurge in the illegal and inhumane trafficing of Smileys.
Snatched at night from their natural habitat by degenerate gangs. The gentle Smileys are then smuggled to unknown destinations — thought to be in Mexico — where they are duped and coerced into performing un-natural computer acts by specially trained, highly sexed Blue-ball Terriers.

The smugglers are though to be part of the infamous Corro Cartel. Not much is known about the gang, as all members are all sworn to a Code of Omerta under pain of having all their best puro's bonfired. Leader of the nefarious clan is the shadowy, almost legendary reprobate and Smiley pervert know only as TJ. Some say he buys his underpants from Marks & Spencer, others that he has a portrait of Kylie Minogue tattooed under his right buttock. All we really know, is that he is highly smiley-contagious and should not be approached or offered puro's under any circumstance. Second in command, and every bit as ridiculous, is the once Confederation freedom fighter now turned renegade known as El Catador. Thought to be English, this dandified traitor has taken to wearing a mum-embroidered, patchwork poncho and eyepatch in the mistaken belief that it makes him look like Clint Eastwood.

The dreadful trade and abuse of innocent Smileys must be halted. Tippexx Save a Smiley from Servitude is a charitable foundation dedicated to the well-being of Smileys everywhere. Every puro donation will be gratefully received. Come Brothers, give generously, empty your humi's — Remember, every Siglo given to Tippexx, might save a Smiley somewhere!

SMILEYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO!

. . . . . . . . . . . . .All hail Triple XXX - All hail Triple XXX . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Looks like we got ourselves a 'smilie' sympathiser boys . . .
Time to show them 'smilies' who's boss around these parts . . .

First we . . , then we . . , and just for good measure we . . , any questions? . . .

[tippexx]

Brung a tear to me eye, ye did, tippy, old topknot.

In support of your wonderful cause, I am generously donating an entire PALLET of the finest of finest, none other than the legendary El Fuma del Suomi Ballaboosta Elegante Culebra with the fermented Turkmenistani llama intestine wrapper

An entire PALLET no less. For such outstanding generosity and benevolence towards the cause of furthering Smiley non-molestation, George Rokkitsci has been awarded the highest accolade the Tippexx Foundation has to offer. A Tippexx signed, glass fronted Cohiba box of the most excellent back-street puros along with their accompanying cargo of 20,000 ravenous tobacco weevils.

Everyone has to Live!

[tippexx]

First we . . , then we . . , and just for good measure we . . , any questions? . . .

Brothers, bare witness to yet another demonstration of the unfeeling thuggery of El Catador and his heartless minions towards a harmless and defenseless species.

When Will the Cruelty End!

[El Catador]

When Will the Cruelty End!

Um, sorry, what were you saying .. ? Sumthin 'bout equal rights for 'smilies' . .?
. . Don't like the sound of this 'smilie liberation' outfit o' yours .
'Bout time to open a can o' 'asswhupin' if you ask me .
Show you what happens to commie pinko 'smilie lovers' round these parts . . . . . .

[TJCoro]

United We Stand!

An entire PALLET no less. For such outstanding generosity and benevolence towards the cause of furthering Smiley non-molestation, George Rokkitsci has been awarded the highest accolade the Tippexx Foundation has to offer. A Tippexx signed, glass fronted Cohiba box of the most excellent back-street puros along with their accompanying cargo of 20,000 ravenous tobacco weevils.

Everyone has to Live!

Hang tough, senor Cantor....help is one the way!


(La Familia Coro)



Names Perro, El Perro Coro Damn It! And I thought we had united against a greater cause than vs. non-......the extermination of Smiley Haters!!!***




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[tippexx]

WANTED

TJ Corro
and Corro Gang known as the Smokey Famillia.

REWARD
25 Piss-Poor Puros

Description: None. The Bandit Corro is believed to wear a 25 gallon, mariachi sombrero perched on his shoulders which has two slits for his eyes and one extra large hole, from which protrudes an ever-present, gargantuan puro, possibly rolled in Miami and feared to be the infamous El Fuma del Suomi Ballaboosta Elegante Culebras.
Do not approach. The puro-dilettante Corro is an unredeemable desperado, possessed of a criminal disposition and who on occasion has been known to pretend to be a Moderator on an innocent UK cigars Forum.

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Newbee Confederation Justice Department

[tippexx]

WANTED

El Catador
also known as the Smileing Bandit.

REWARD
1 Piss-Poor Puro

Description: The turncoat, El Catadore is easily identified by the garish pattern on the Fairisle tanktop which he wears under the homemade poncho that his mum knitted. A master of disguise, the villianous Catadore has also been known to effect an theatrical scar and eyepatch, neither of which make him look anything like Humphrey Bogart, but do hide up an unfortunate squint!

Wanted for numerous offences, including Smiley Kidnapping, Cross-Forum Trafficing and the brutalisation and selling into slavery of Smileys by hiring them out as cheap labour to work in a call-centre in Mumbai.


Newbee Confederation Department of Justice

[El Catador]

Dems fightin' word's Triple XXX !!

'Much pain in your future I see'

'Always two there are, a 'smilie master' and an apprentice'

Turn to the 'dark side' Triple XXX, give in to the power of the 'smilies' . .

Resistance is useless . .

Our powers are too great . .

See, we got 'smilies' coming outta our . . give it up . . it's a lost cause!

[tippexx]

[QUOTE=El Catador;66804]
See, we got 'smilies' coming outta our . . give it up . . it's a lost cause!

Lost .... Never! ..... the word lost has no place in the Tippexx Dictionary!

Just wait until we un-earth the squirreled hoard of Siglo tubes filled to overflowing with the last digital remains of your Smiley victims. There will be no hiding place then El Catadore. Not even your maniacal Master will save you from justice. The Confederation Judges are already trying on their black caps!


Catadore Must Swing!