Forum Complaint

[moidoid]

I was not at all impressed this morning.

I woke up from an appalling dream where I had been for a herf in london. It was a very nice venue on an open garden with a lovely bar & lots of you were there as were my kids.

What I am not happy about is that while you lot were puffing away outside I had to wait half and hour for my gratis champagne from some surly bald tosser behind the bar. He had such a bad attitude, loafing around not giving a monkeys about his customers - and none of you gits came in to offer me moral support. Thanks for nothing!

I won't name names but you don't know who you are...

[Deano]

I can only apologise. We will try to do better in the future. You'll know who we are from our forum badges.

[monkey66]

Surly and bald and into champagne ....

[moidoid]

I can only apologise. We will try to do better in the future. You'll know who we are from our forum badges.

Thanks, I'll try to let you all know when I will be having my next hallucinatory dream so you can see if you are free...

[Seriesteve]

I think I just missed you or did I
Ss

[Cigar-aficionado]

If other forum members were happilly outside smoking and drinking I can't see what the problem is

[eggopp]

Im never gonna work in the sordid place again, i had some rude git moaning at me coz he didnt get his champagne on time.. sheesh, he shouldnt have spent so much time staring at that silly looking thing hanging out of his mouth.,,

[Boss Hog]

Funny you should mention that, I was working for a friend of mine in his bar when this tosspot came up kept waffling on about free champagne while all his so called friends sat around clogging the outside tables up thinking they were the dog's B's just cos they smoke cuban cigars. Never once did they offer anyone else one! they didnt drink much either.
So I made him wait.

[Soulmanure]

I'm going to ask Descartes question--how do you know this isn't a dream right now?

[cj121]

Not guilty as it was too far away for me to have got there whilst you slept, but better luck next time with the bubbly moid.

[moidoid]

I'm going to ask Descartes question--how do you know this isn't a dream right now?

And now I'm being asked philosophical questions about perception by a Kali man!

I drink, therefore I am!

[pedro_han]

yup the badge is necessary!!

[G-man]

Chanpagne
Dear Boy ! You were the odd looking man breaking my bald balls about champagne ?
I said to myself "Self" this putts didn't read the sign that said Martini Bar .
Surely all his brothers did . Sir let me give you a hint ! When everyone is drinking out of Martin glasses and not a champaign glass to be seen all night ,what do you think we serve?
champagne
PS do me and everyone else a favor. Stay home next herf But do let the kids come as they are great tippers and at least they know what to order !