NSFW: Damn!

[rokkitsci]

Had to fire the new maid.

More's the pity, as she was very good at her job.

But I walked in on her unexpectedly and caught her raiding my stogie stash!

[Robusto]

Glad she didn't grab your small panatella, Rok.
Delightful use of airbrush in there for a wad of decorum.
Very nice.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Send her over to my house. I'll give her full employment.

[cohibaIV]

Me first....

[TJCoro]

Had to fire the new maid.

More's the pity, as she was very good at her job.

But I walked in on her unexpectedly and caught her raiding my stogie stash!

Mr. Rokkitsci:

Now that you fired the bitch, which, IMO, was a giant mistake, perhaps you can now afford a real humidor.

Names TJ, TJCoro, and sometimes bigger IS better.

[TJCoro]

Senor Rokkitsci,

I hope you don't mind if I "borrow" your X maid for a few days.

Names TJ, TJ Coro, and I love my avatar!

[daverave999]

You can't get the staff nowadays...

How did you come across her in the first place?

[I sense hours of amusement with photoshop at some point in the future]

[Robusto]

Masterorock.

You and I discussed women and cigars in the flesh recently. I said YES as long as they had big ones.

You're not so aroused, are you?

[cj121]

Well, looks like she's took the band off: must be going down to the .












Nub actually

[rokkitsci]

Interesting story, there, eckshully.

I was attending a meeting of Lithuanian Beggar Dwarves Who Weave Porkloins Into Their Hair and stepped out on the balcony to take a few hits off a... well, we don't need to go into specifics.

As I was enjoying a few tokes, I was approached by the charming young lady shown in my "gotcha!" photos, who sideled up sinuously and asked me: "How's the rain on the rhubarb?"

Well, one thing led to another and the next thing I knew, we were riding off into the sunset on my llama, listening to the latest Guy Lombardo on my 8-track. I awoke three days later with a splitting headache in a sleazy cheese shop in Tiajuana. My llama was gone, as was my entire collection of zircon-encrusted navel lint pickers.

The rest, as they say, is history.

You can't get the staff nowadays...

How did you come across her in the first place?

[I sense hours of amusement with photoshop at some point in the future]

[Deano]

Guys, dont want to get OTT but can we put NSFW in the thread title if we're showing boobies et al, just so some of our people who visit from work don't get in trouble!

[Robusto]

What does NSFW mean, mate?
Code for filth?

[Jithell]

Not Safe For Work

[Robusto]

Cheers, Jith.
Great avatar there.

[Jithell]

A lot people say i look a lot like Jack Nicolson, I don't see it myself