Stick Shots

[Robusto]

Great shot, Mr Hog.

Drew - Can you put up a clip of the Fairy Tale Banana Flick?

Visual?

Or maybe just some soundtrack?

Pinnocchio strikes me as an obvious tale to adapt.

Did you stick to the tried and tested soundtrack throb format, or did you wander up other alleys?

[Boss Hog]

With a Padron 2000 maduro. My first time with one of these, I've got Lavazza expresso on the go with it and it's almost turning into a religious experience!

Absolutley loving these so much, will definatley get some more.

[Stevieboy]

Yeah I know. I can't play golf.

Great pic Dean!! Love the sports-casual look. "I'm on a golf course and nothing going to stop me" - to paraphrase Alan P

[Mr Moore]

I remeber the faldo pringle line, wow, some of those tops were eye catching.

[Robusto]

Mr Moore.
Deano is some devoted slave to sports casuals a la Alan in Paris, I reckon.

May I just say Pringle-esque tops are a bloody sexual come hither, Deano.

[Robusto]

I did the music for four porn movies based on fairy tales for the fantasy channel about ten years ago. They were pretty poor, but I needed the money. There was one woman in "The Little Mermaid" one called mouse and the director (a lovely intelligent lady!)told me that mouse kept the crew amused between takes by firing bananas across the studio floor. Me being as innocent as I am I'm not sure how she would do that, but I'm sure some of your more worldly wise fellas have a good idea....

Sorry that was all a little irrelevant but I thought you might like a daft anecdote.

D

Good to know that the professional musician can always find a fruitful outlet, Drew.

Porn is a great comedic art form.

[Mr Moore]

Yeah I know. I can't play golf.

What do you play off ?
Your right hand needs a slight adjustment, gripwise.
Your left looks spot on.
Do you use interlock or varden ?
Your too close to the ball, you should be able to put your hand through the gap between groin to grip.
Your haunched over slightly and in there is a bit too much bend in the knees, which normally causes lose of power through impact as well as inconsistancy through impact.
Do you find yourself taking big divots.
Try standing up straighter and sticking out your rear more, all good swings start with a sound, solid foundation.
To be honest I'd need to see side profile and swing path footage for proper diognistic report.
I know you didn't ask for any advice, but all good golfers give advice, we can't help it !!
Lastly and most important of all, are you wearing denim on the course, Jesus H Christ Deano, thats Genisis 1, chapter 1, verse 1 of the golfing bible, THOU SHALL NOT WEAR JEANS ON THE COURSE.
Thats knocked me sick seeing those jeans on a golf tee.

[Deano]

Yeah I know. I can't play golf.

[Drewmidorn]

I did the music for four porn movies based on fairy tales for the fantasy channel about ten years ago. They were pretty poor, but I needed the money. There was one woman in "The Little Mermaid" one called mouse and the director (a lovely intelligent lady!)told me that mouse kept the crew amused between takes by firing bananas across the studio floor. Me being as innocent as I am I'm not sure how she would do that, but I'm sure some of your more worldly wise fellas have a good idea....

Sorry that was all a little irrelevant but I thought you might like a daft anecdote.

D

[Robusto]

Oi!

All the old clobber gets sent down to the smoke cabin cum art studio for eventual triage.

There is a smashed up skateboard on that worksurface. I'm quite street, you know.

Old technology gets sent to the shed. It's a quiet porn nest, really!

If I'm going to be brutally frank lol, the first moving porn I ever experienced at home as opposed to lads' piss-ups to the skin flicks at Uni was a pretty heavy thing on VHS that was passed round a band I was in in the early 80s.

Talk about shaky camerawork! Everything had been on the page before that!

I find the crystal clarity of the filth DVD has been superceded so much by the online fix.

I'm going to Confessional now. My hands are grubby.

Those tapes will be shit like Hercules from when my boys were growing up. Not the juicy evils.

[cohibaIV]

Are those actually VHS tapes on the table behind you? Welcome to 1982 Robusto.

[Mr Moore]

lol

[larrysputnik]

Good to see more stogie and pipe shots shouting from avatars.
Great game.

Are those actually VHS tapes on the table behind you? Welcome to 1982 Robusto.

[Stevieboy]

I like to frighten in full so don't do thumbnails!

I tried NOT to do a thumbnail but couldn't work out how to go full frontal!?!
Any tips big lad?

[Stevieboy]

I did think of the twin comment myself - bins, beards, and dare I say balding (Well, I am anyway - it might just be the light in your pic )