Nub and Cain Contest

[nicwing]

I knew I had seen a very similar picture somewhere, now I've found it (sorry for messing up your thread Sam but this had to be done!)

[Deano]

Hilarious from Mr Wing there, but I do feel Mr Trev looks pretty damn butch in that photo.

Have edited Sam's profile so he can now receive/send PMs. Good luck all!

[peanutpete]

never mind grant mitchells more like bruce willis

[tippexx]

Let me just check, this is NOT the sort of pic you are after, is it?

Oh, and yes, this was my very first NUB, see what happens.....

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Hehe, T.

Looks like Grant Mitchell's had another day out at Kew Gardens!

Sort of Predator v Monte Don

[Big_T_UK]

Oi! Bloody kids!

T.

[nicwing]

That is the gayest picture I've seen on the Forum in many months!!

[Jimmeh]

[in the style of the chuckle brothers] Oh dear oh dear....[/ in the style of the chuckle brothers]

[Big_T_UK]

Let me just check, this is NOT the sort of pic you are after, is it?

Oh, and yes, this was my very first NUB, see what happens.....

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Hehe, T.

[rokkitsci]

Au contraire, Triple XXX, tis a well known fact that he occasionally travels undercover in the UK.

Here's a snap of him meeting the Queen last week, unfortunately I couldn't get both of them in the same shot, but, as you can see, she was definitely 'amused' at the length of his pole!

Apologies to George, his well kept secret is out of the bag.

Kee-riminies, Sir Felinity, I told you I was on a Sooper-Sekrit NASA mission to get a pair of HM's undercrackers for DNA testing. We have long suspected that Lizzie is not of the Windsor clan, but secretly a deep cover agent of Al-Qaeda, none other than the infamous Farmischte von Hezzleploppen, former head of the Serbo-Croatian Armadillo Rehabilitation Facility and Combination Day-Old Bread Wholesale Outlet.

Now you've gone and mucked up three long years of preparation. We shall be sending you a bill...

[PoohBore]

I'll bring you one back if you REALLY want one...

Ewe - a used one

[tippexx]

[QUOTE=El Catador;73020] but, as you can see, she was definitely 'amused' at the length of his pole!

But, the lady with the burn hole in her new check jacket wasn't! I'm really surprised the UK Interstellanochance Agency let him off his janitorial duties for a half-day anyway?

[whisky77]

Generous.

Never tried any of the cigars TBH, but that is a really generous offer for all the lads on the forum who are into their NC.

[El Catador]

(N.B. must remember to include the 'Devilishly handsome' rokkit - Space shuttle launch pad background perhaps)

I do take it that's the UK Space Shuttle Launch Pad that Mr. D H Rokkit works at. Somewhere near Devizes isn't it Cat?

Au contraire, Triple XXX, tis a well known fact that he occasionally travels undercover in the UK.

Here's a snap of him meeting the Queen last week, unfortunately I couldn't get both of them in the same shot, but, as you can see, she was definitely 'amused' at the length of his pole!

Apologies to George, his well kept secret is out of the bag.

[celsis]

Right guys, need somebody to sell or trade me my first Cain cigar!

[celsis]

Right, I'm off to Edinburgh Castle with the barber pole so generously supplied to me by the Rocket Man!