My wife is not entirely happy seeing my money go up in smoke, she's even imposed a 'sex embargo' on me until I stop buying cigars, I told her I would stop with the cigars and so now I have to smuggle any cigars in, at risk of never having sex again..

This is the price to pay for a humble smoke, having an affair with the tastiest beauties known to Cuba.. Is it worth it?

You know you wouldn't be reading this if it wasn't