Grrrrrr

[Pantomimehorse]

[Aussiewaz]

Accidentally knock something of hers over ;D

This would be my choice. Find something either valuable in a money sense or an emotional sense and make sure it is ruined beyond recovery. If nothing fits the bill break everything on her desk, her cup, her anything you can find and leave it all in a pile on her desk! Guy, girl I dont care. Common human decency is called for and if it is not to be found then neanderthal is next. LOL.

[Boss Hog]

You hit her instead? good on you!
Normally I dont agree with violence against women, but this in case it's ok I guess. A good slap should make her see the errors of her ways.
Sometimes these women need a gentle reminder. lol.

[Pantomimehorse]

well I didn't poison her like most of you seem to be suggesting! , hit her in the pocket instead, she hasn't noticed yet :-D

[daverave999]

You lot are horrible!

[leperaffinity]

...oooor put some nail varnish remover on a tampon, rewrap it and put it in her handbag and hope the bitch uses it 8)

[Mrs Leper]

Accidentally knock something of hers over ;D

[Pipe Dude]

I might give one of those aeropress's a go actually, how many cups does it make?

It can make up to four typical size espresso shots at once, though I find it works better with up to two shots. I usually make singles and top up to half mug size with hot water.

If you do get one, the trick to it (though not well documented, and something I've learned through a combination of lots of research and trial and error) is to grind your beans quite coarsely (slightly finer than for a jug grind) so that it takes about 8-10 seconds to push the water through it using only the weight of your forearm held vertically above it (and no extra pressure).

From what I've read, most people who've ended up poo-pooing the Aeropress have done so because they've struggled until they're blue in the face trying to press the plunger (grind way too fine) and got fed up with it. It's just a knack, that's all. Awesome thing. I would've saved a load of money if I'd discovered it years ago. Dead easy to use, and clean too, once you establish a little routine for yourself (took me about a week of making two shots a day to really get the hang of the ritual, after I'd got the grind size right).

I get my beans freshly roasted (the biggest factor for great tasting, smooth coffee) and ground from an internet supplier who worked with me to get the grind size right, but most halfway-decent supermarket coffee eg. Sainsbury's Taste The Difference range isn't too far off the mark for the size of grind you want (for reference).

[Lee Nub]

Did she get ring sting, or a coffee pot in the face?

[Pantomimehorse]

well lets just say I got her back today and it would have been cheaper of her to have done the right thing

I might give one of those aeropress's a go actually, how many cups does it make?

[Pandyboy]

Break something of hers, then your even!
Or the laxative plan, either way.

[Pipe Dude]

Silver lining - now's a perfect time to get yourself an Aerobie Aeropress. It's made of some kind of tough plastic and makes the best coffee I've ever had (including that from my expensice Gaggia espresso maker). About ?25. Highly recommended!

[kingcohiba]

Wtf is going on with that!? Make the bit** replace it! If that would have happened to me I would have smashed her over her dumb head with the remainders and still make her pay for it.

HEY! It's Mel Gibson! When did you take u p cigars Mel? LOL

[monkey66]

No worries ...as soon as I get day release

[Pantomimehorse]

thanks everyone I'm glad its not just me that has this point of view, I do like the Lee Dubs plan and may put that one into action very soon

Monkey thanks for the offer, I didnt know they made steel jobbies do yeah next time we meet for a smoke that would be great thanks...