Intruder Alert! Credit Card Scam!

[monkey66]

no you won't ...well if you do you'll be the first

[Puff Scotty]

No Worries!

TJ it always takes me about 2 minutes to decipher your posts, they're getting cryptic!

Ola! Junior New
You have to read "between the lines "

or enjoy this!

How many times I tell you "Not it Public BB"

[El Catador]

That TJ, he's one of a kind!
A real life... rootin' tootin' Smiley Sheriff! . . .

Such a pity he's going soft in his old age. . .

Getting caught out by virus? . . . Really??
Well, that's what happens when you start visiting other... ahem... 'disreputable' sites.

You know what I'm talking about . . . . . Just keep it in your pants in the future big fella and you'll be fine.

My names El Cat - and I'm wondering if the old man's still got it?

[TJCoro]

I don't get it!

My names El Cat - and I'm wondering if the old man's still got it?

Yeah, I got it alright....then I gave it to your Mama!









Hey BB! I thought you gave it to his (ahem...) life partner!




Hmmm...or maybe it was senor Puff-n-Stuff's lady!

[El Catador]

Yeah, I got it alright....then I gave it to your Mama!

Is that cos you're a?


Talking of which. . . . . . I also heard that

I'm sorry. . . it's not your fault that. . .


. . . .

[peanutpete]

you lot got way to much time on your hands

[TJCoro]

Handy Man!

you lot got way to much time on your hands

Really? And what's that you got in yours, senor Peewee!






You go, BB!

[TJCoro]

LAME!

Is that cos you're a?

Hey BB! SenorEl ain't up to the task, me thinks!

[peanutpete]

Really? And what's that you got in yours, senor Peewee!






You go, BB!

at least i can get it up old man, Catalina told me she's not had a hard one for ages

[TJCoro]

So You Say!

at least i can get it up old man, Catalina told me she's not had a hard one for ages

Hmmmm, a hard one you say.

Well, if you're talkin' about those dried out sticks you keep in your mama's humidor, than you are correct sir.

[El Catador]

Lord Lucan?

Enough I say! ENOUGH!

For too long this masked bandit has hidden his true identity from the members of this fine forum, preferring to remain a shadowy figure of chaos and unrest, tirelessly pursuing a sinister agenda, safely hiden from view behind a... bag?

I say it's about time he was .. umm... de-bagged?

What Sir, are you hiding I ask?

Are you so hideously repellent that none (save yo mama) dare look upon thy countenance?


We have a right to know!

[TJCoro]

The Fool on the Hill!

Enough I say! ENOUGH!
I say it's about time he was .. umm... de-bagged?


We have a right to know !

I say old boy, you had a chance to catch a glimpse at my beautiful face many, many posts ago when I left the famous bag in the studio!.




(Ahem!) Hello! Names Perro, el Perro, and I'll never tell!

[cohibaIV]

Fellow UKCF Members:

A while back, Ray Jay was fukin' around on don TJ's lap top surfin' porn sites when he got a pop-up Alert that the computer was under a virus attack. The choice was to click "Yes" or "No" to stop the attack. Naturally, Ray Jay clicked " Yes" and it took him to a web site that was selling Virus Protection.

A so-called IT expert told us this is the latest Credit Card stealing scheme out of Georgia ...and any interaction with the invader, including attempts to "X" out of the warning message, downloads the virus.

The cure is to immediatly shut down your computer when you receive an "under attack" or "scanning for viruses" pop-up warning.

So Ray Jay had to shell out $300 to cure TJ's laptop of the virus...which is about what the laptop cost!!

Well today, an amigo told me his computer was infected by the same virus and that he had closed (X) the warning screen once before remembering to turn off his computer.
Consequently he is still able to log onto the internet via "Safe Mode." And since the virus won't let him scan for virus via his computer, he tried an internet program (ESET Online Scanner), but no viruses were detected.

So....any suggestion from our IT experts what else he can try, short of wiping the hard drive?


Muchas Grasias, Amigos!

Bloody just happened to me...

Where the fuck it came from is Antibes guess as nothing had been down loaded or dodgy emails opened...

Think I have sorted it tho...

Basterds

[TJCoro]

Bitchin'

Bloody just happened to me...

Where the fuck it came from is Antibes guess as nothing had been down loaded or dodgy emails opened...

Think I have sorted it tho...

Basterds

OMG!!! Fist corrective action ----QUIT SURFIN' FOR PORN!!!boobeyes.gif


Muchacho, if you continue to have problems, shoot me an e-mail and I'll give you the cure, senor Kmart sent me.


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[cohibaIV]

Did system restore as far back as I could go in safe mode and now doing an intensive spyware scan which will take a few hours...

If that fails TJ then I shall Skype asap..

Cheers dude