Get It All Off Your Chest!

[nicwing]

You are so right Boss, what is it about Politicians that they can get it so wrong?? 3 or 4 houses paid for out of my taxes for sitting around smoking in the House of Commons and drinking in bloody subsidised bars (also paid for out of my taxes) and they make a commitment to men who have fought and died for this country and then when they think we are all looking the other way, they go back on it.

It makes my blood boil.

And well done Ramon, I have signed up and I hope everyone else does too!

[Boss Hog]

If you want to help the Gurkha's sign up here http://www.gurkhajustice.org.uk/

Already done it thanks

[Ramon]

If you want to help the Gurkha's sign up here http://www.gurkhajustice.org.uk/

[Boss Hog]

Why does this government insist on funding the lifestyle of scumbags, immigrants and chav kids and letting the anyone into the country for free plus medical expenses but turn away men who fearlessly fought in one of British Armys bravest regiments.
Who are they? The Gurkha's
They have shown utter devotion to serving this country and preserving it's freedom in all of our conflicts for the last 200 years, yet they are denied the right to settle on british soil. The fact they have served should give them automatic right to live here, after all they fought for it more than any snivelling lazy chav on free benefits and a house ever would.

That's better.

Plus their cigars arent bad either!!

[nicwing]

Phew Mr Moore, I felt the draught of your ire all the way down here in Arkley on Sea.

[Mr Moore]

Coldplay.
I can't stand that whiney bas##rd Chris Martin.
His music is shi#e and apitimises everything that is wrong with the music industry as a whole !

"They span a web for me la de da"... Do me a favour mate !!!!!!!!!!
Can't you just f##k off Mr Martin and take all those crap sounding whiney mushy bands with you... In fact I heard you have a large following in a lovely place called the helman province, so look it up in your sat nav and get on your bike !!

Wow, now thats off my chest I feel much better.
Sorry about that.

[Ramon]

I've nothing against cyclists, (though they do look ludicrous in their lycra), as long as they follow the highway code and stay off the pavements. Pavements are for pedestrians, which include the blind, old and infirm. If they hit anybody with their bike and injure them, since very few cyclists have public liability insurance, do they fancy paying a personal injury claim for years?

[Pantomimehorse]

Both?

[nicwing]

hey hey back off the lycra boys!

The bycycle is the future guys so you really need to get with the program.

Now that we have hit peak oil it's all down hill for the car and don't think electric cars are going to save us because the next thing is electricity costing a fortune because it's all going to be made out of coal and they have to figure how to capture the carbon and put it in bloody great tanks at the bottom of mines.

I think you should send out a little love to those cyclists maan, they are not doing any harm, they are not poluting the environment, they are getting fitter and saving the tax payer a fortune on heart attack victims and the overweight lardies (like me) who now populate our green and pleasant land.

Wake up and smell the Puro mates, hug a cyclist today and just think when there are no cars you can walk in the road and leave the pavements to them!

[Ramon]

Ramon

ref the horse shit, ive allways wondered why they cant just strap a nappy of some kind to their arse, problem solved surely?

Would that be to the horse or the rider?

[Pantomimehorse]

Ramon

ref the horse shit, ive allways wondered why they cant just strap a nappy of some kind to their arse, problem solved surely?

[Ramon]

Cyclists on pavements get my back up. Little uns excepted

Totally agree. Our High St is pedestrianised but you still get folk on bikes riding through all the shoppers. As with most High Streets these days it's all CCTV cameras, and signs up everywhere warning about smokers littering and a fine if you do.

The Police station, a nice shiny new one that cost a fortune to build, is right at the end of the high St. Do you ever see a copper walking the beat? Do you f*ck. All you might see is a police car outside a shop going to pick up a shop lifter.

In the village where I live, the pavements are quite narrow. But you still get adults riding bikes on them. They also like to park their cars on the pavement, rather than the road, leaving a tiny gap to squeeze through between the car and a wall. Or you have to walk on the road.

The other thing we get on pavements around here is horses. Now if dog owners have to carry a pooper scooper to pick up any dog dirt, what about these feckers that leave massive piles of the stuff behind.

[nicwing]

Accordion players, now i love music but i walked through liverpool today and there is one on each corner playing bad versions of good songs

I posted it already but just in case you missed it. The definition of a gentleman is someone who can play the accordion......but doesn't.

[cj121]

Cyclists on pavements get my back up. Little uns excepted

[Mr Moore]

Put a beret on and croon along, Alex. Pretend it's all music therapy on a psychiatric ward. Worked for me.

And Pant - Get down wit da kidz.

Brilliant..