Get It All Off Your Chest!

[Stogiedog]

Hog your honking my kind of language mate.................

[Boss Hog]

Get your own back!

Now here's a thought . . . . If you are ready for the adventure of a
lifetime, try this:

a.. Go to Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq illegally.
Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

b.. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

c.. Demand that all nurses and doctors be fluent in English, and that all food be cooked according to your special specifications in the hospital.

d. Demand free local government forms, bulletins, etc. be printed in English.

e.. Procreate abundantly.

f.. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behaviour with, 'It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand.'

g.. Keep your original identity strong. Fly your previous country's national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper.

h.. Speak only English at home and in public, and make sure that your children do likewise

i.. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system.

j.. Demand a local country driver license or national insurance number equivalent

k.. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan ,Afghanistan or Iraq

l.. Drive around with no motor, tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

m.. Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all its officers..

n.. Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-white, non-Christians, and the government that let you in.

Good luck! See how long you last.

[G-man]

Oh so bad for me! U have no idea.
Doctors orders no fried food.
Use to love fast food .I cut myself and noticed my blood was like corn syrup ,clotting befor it ever got past the cut. Test results 270 bad c and 5 for the good c.
Stroke waiting to happen.
No fried food for this fellow,just cigars.LOL

[Rennie]

Thats funny!

Smokers talking about heart attacks! Why resist something you enjoy and surely a whole bargain bucket for yourself (one per month) can't be that bad for you......................Can it?

[G-man]

Some Bargin Rennie!
If U calculate what U charge an hour at work devide it by 2 = ?
That bargain bucket was very $. LMAO
What in the hell did we do befor fast food? KFC heart attack in a bucket.LOL
Once in awhile I have a craving for KFC but always resist .

[Rennie]

Fast Food?????

Waited 1/2 hour in KFC last night for a bargain bucket??????

I thought KFC was supposed to be fast!!!!

AND!!!!! they forgot the popcorn chicken.

Ok got that off my chest.

[Mr Moore]

Yeh I saw it Nic, it was great.

[nicwing]

Question Time last night was like watching bear baiting, if you didn't see it go find it on the iPlayer. There was one women in the audience who would not let them get away with ignoring her question, and spouting the usual clap trap and the chairman just let her go and she came back again and again, they looked like rabbits caught in the headlight.

About time too self riteous b&?!@?)S

See my web site www.iwouldliketoseeanmpstuffedlikeaduckandrentedou tinsoho.com

[Mr Moore]

Poor old Anthony Steen, funny though.
Apparently some MPs are going to be committing suicide over the next few weeks.
Somehow I think that statement is slightly off center, we all know MPs are all for self preservation.

It must be a little scary being an MP at the mo and knowing the pitch forks are being sharpened and the torches lit.

The Witch hunt, or should we say;
Night of the long knives.

[Robusto]

Evan loses it over the duck house...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_8062000/8062852.stm

[Robusto]

Love it that he thinks the whole episode is like Coronation Street.
He's got that wonderful toff's weak R.

As in kanga-woo court.

For US members: The UK is having a right old time at the moment over politicians with their feet in the trough.

You'll be none the wiser there...

[nicwing]

Just listen to the interview on this

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8062786.stm

"It's the Government's fault for introducing a freedom of information act and messing up the system"

I'm too angry to even type F**&^% little S&i*

[cj121]

Already done it thanks

Me too.
It's a faarked up situation for these folk eh. Put your bum, fiercely, on the line for Q&C and get snubbed.
Not good and not fair

[Mr Moore]

Good lord, look at this little English fellow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYX_zhlTDr8

[nicwing]

Bloody hell, I just got an email from Joanna Lumley for signing up, there's lovely!