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  • Stevieboy
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    Man that is brilliant!!!

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  • Stevieboy
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    Originally posted by nicwing View Post
    A commentator described this as "the biggest prick on a roof since Bono?
    That is fucking hilarious!!

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  • nicwing
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    Laugh, I nearly sha?



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  • Boss Hog
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    Originally posted by nicwing View Post

    An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing on the roof of his parents' ?1million mansion near Inkpen in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.
    He'll be Fiddling on the roof, then?

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  • nicwing
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    Originally posted by nicwing View Post

    An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing on the roof of his parents' ?1million mansion near Inkpen in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.
    I heard a follow up on the radio this week-end and very nearly totalled my car I laughed so much.

    A commentator described this as "the biggest prick on a roof since Bono”

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  • Robusto
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    Fabulous, Nic!

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  • Stevieboy
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    That.Is.Fantaaaastic!! Magic

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  • nicwing
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    Just wait till you get home... this from the BBC today, tee hee


    An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing on the roof of his parents' ?1million mansion near Inkpen in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.

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  • nicwing
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    Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the corner of the room, drinking a sip out of each pint in turn. When he had finished all three, he went back to the bar and ordered three more.

    The barman says, "You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it ... your pint would taste better if you bought one at a time."

    Patrick replies, "Well now, I have two brodders, one is in America and de odder in Australia and here I am in Dublin . When we all left home, we promised dat we'd drink dis way to remember de days we all drank togedder."

    The barman admits that this is a nice custom and says no more.

    Patrick becomes a regular customer and always drinks the same way ... ordering three pints and drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are finished. One day, he comes in and orders just two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent.

    When he goes back to the bar for the second round, the barman says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."

    Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops and he starts to laugh, "Oh no," he says, "Bejesus, everyone is fine! Tis me ... I'm off it for lent!

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  • nicwing
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    I remember reading Spike Milligan's "Adolf Hitler my part in his download" on a train and laughing so load people in the carriage kept getting up to find out who let this lunatic onto the train.

    If you haven't read it, do yourself a favour (miss the film though, distinctly dodgy!)

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  • cj121
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    Originally posted by Robusto View Post
    That could have come from Sir Les's mouth itself!
    It might have come from somewhere else, if he had his way Bryan!!

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  • Stevieboy
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    Bill Hicks is my comedy hero - a true prophet who died WAY before his time.

    Spike Milligan also: Unique, truly unique

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  • Robusto
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    That could have come from Sir Les's mouth itself!

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  • Robusto
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    Originally posted by cj121 View Post
    This chap never fails to make me giggle. Not everyone's cuppa I appreciate.

    Man - He is one of my absolute favourites!

    This is really corny, but it amused me:



    A girl goes to a massage parlour for a job.

    The manager says "ok, your pretty enough, you can start asap, but for the first week you can only wank customers off."

    "whys that??" asks the girl

    the manager replies "you have to work a week in hand"

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