Todays Joke.

[G-man]

3 gentleman walkin on the beach find a lamp.
1 is black
1 is Spanish
1 is White
They rub the lamp,out comes a geni and grants them all 1 wish !
The black gentleman asks: All my people be rich and return to our mother land.Poof done!
The spanish gentleman asks the same for all his people! Poof!!!!!!!!!!!!Done.
The Geni looks at the White guy and asks well; the guy looks at him and asks for a Coke and the Geni asks " is that it?Aren't U going to ask for anything else?
The White guy replys NO everything I could ever wish for is now reality!

[whisky77]

Tourettes.

I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted,

"Oi, what's your disability?"

I said,"Tourettes! Now f**k off"

[Kdot]

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone.

I said,"Morning."

He replied,"No, just having a shit."

LOL @ Whisky...the rest meh

[Boss Hog]

What goes .... clip clop, clip clop, clip clop .. BANG! Cliperty Clop, Cliperty Clop, Cliperty Clop, Cliperty Clop,








An Amish drive by shooting!!

[linfield100]

How do you know when a Wolverhampton girl is having an orgasm?


She drops her chips

[nicwing]

How do you stop a Scotsman throwing up on a rough boat trip?


Get him to lean over the side of the boat with a ?5 between his teeth!

(This joke has not been approved by the Scottish tourist board)

[Mr Moore]

Whats white and square and floats in water.,,,,,,?









A fridge freezer

Whats grey and rectangular and does not float in water.,,,,,,,,,,,?

















A breeze block

[whisky77]

FUBAR

I admit my sense of humour is FUBAR at times Deano, but this made me laugh.

[Deano]

lol ntb

[whisky77]

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone.

I said,"Morning."

He replied,"No, just having a shit."