Tales from the front

[PeeJay]

Caller 'I'm thinking of buying a second hand bike and wondered how I could find out if its stolen'
Me 'Where is it advertised?'
Caller 'On Gumtree'
Me 'It's stolen'

[Pandyboy]

Knob!

[cigarmo]

Too funny

[ValeTudoGuy]

Classic! If your going to play with Fire please don't expect the law to protect you when you get burned...... Unless you are actually playing with fire and then the fire brigade will most likely try to help you. Lol

[Habana-Habanos]

Caller - I was in the pub and arranged to buy some stolen cigarettes from this guy. I gave him thirty quid and followed him round the corner but he's disappeared
Me - You do know what you've just said?
Caller - Oh yeah, maybe I'll put it down to experience.

This is hilarious ahahaha


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[Sean]

Hahahaha you get some real ed the balls phoning in


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[butternutsquashpie]

30 quid for cigarettes!?!

Better be 2 cartons!

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[PeeJay]

Caller - I was in the pub and arranged to buy some stolen cigarettes from this guy. I gave him thirty quid and followed him round the corner but he's disappeared
Me - You do know what you've just said?
Caller - Oh yeah, maybe I'll put it down to experience.

[ValeTudoGuy]

Surely if there 'regulars' it works the same as a pub, the staff know you so therefore can take the piss out of you more...

Thats how it works out on the street, not sure about the phones though.

[Tucky]

Surely if there 'regulars' it works the same as a pub, the staff know you so therefore can take the piss out of you more...

[Sean]

Just took a call from one of our regulars who reported being robbed by a Time Lord, had to ask him if he knew WHO it was.

You really had to ask thats shocking that you just cant cut them off


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[ValeTudoGuy]

Hope they didn't take his Seismic Screwdrivers

[PeeJay]

Just took a call from one of our regulars who reported being robbed by a Time Lord, had to ask him if he knew WHO it was.

[Sean]

Should be back corporal punishment for people who waste police time


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[ValeTudoGuy]

Commits crimes against the most vulnerable people in society and then complains because someone bad mouths him about it.......... Utter scum.... He's lucky we don't still lynch his kind.